more awesome quotes …

“the harder you slurp the better it tastes” TWSS (that’s what she said for all you innocent people). so inappropriate, i know, but i seriously couldn’t resist that one.

hmmm the best part might be where jay compares these girls to seabiscuit the horse because of their small size.

um yeah this episode is pretty trashy. they all pose topless on horses with a short jockey man all the while wearing slutty outfits. very awkward.

“i am thrilled to work with a horse. and it’s nude and that makes me even more thrilled because i just like nudity”

this episode wasn’t as funny and all the boobs made me feel awkward. but more importantly, thanks to the miracle of advertising, i discovered that they have pepper jack flavored cheez-its. holy crap that’s exciting. the end.