Posts Tagged ‘awesome’

the amazing race: do it for the hood! do it for the suburbs! [s15e05]

By ryan rutledge, the guy who loves tv on October 25th, 2009

TONIGHT’S DESTINATION: Dubai

ha. i can tell from the preview with the woman wearing the floaties and crying that she doesn’t want to go down the slide that this is going to be a great episode.

i am going to just come out and say it … i do not like the team with the two globetrotters. i mean why can’t they use their real names? flight time and big easy. seems silly. and they act like they’ve lived under a rock all their lives. every time something is new and different they go on and on about having never experienced anything like that. we get it, shut up already.

if i’m not mistaken we had convincing evidence that tiffany and maria, the professional poker players, are a lesbian couple. interesting as i hadn’t seen any hints until this last episode. just a random observation. i’m just happy they didn’t turn out to be crazy bitches like they came off in the first episode.

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the amazing race 15: they thought godzilla was walking down the street [s15e01]

By ryan rutledge, the guy who loves tv on September 27th, 2009

TONIGHT’S DESTINATIONS: u.s. –> japan –> vietnam

THE COMMENTARY: judging books by their covers i don’t like half of the contestants this season. they best try and persuade me otherwise.

i’m dying to go on this show. that would have to be the most amazing experience EVER.

oh, i really like they are going to eliminate one couple within the first few minutes of the race. excellent. oh and tokyo is the first stop on the race. color me jealous.

i just wish they would adopt HD for this show already. i get that reality filming requires special needs and lots of recording but if survivor can go HD i don’t see why the amazing race can’t.

okay so this license plate challenge? seriously?!? how do people not get that the two characters on the top of the clie are the ones they should be looking for? wow i want to feel bad for the biker, yoga, hippie people but seriously, if you couldn’t have figured that out …

oh i wanted to like the poker gals but i hate when people lie like that. they are definitely on my bad list now. pretty f-ing lame. if you have to lie to get ahead then you just don’t deserve it.

arigato mr. roboto. dear lord i want to go to japan. THIS SHOW IS SO FREAKING AWESOME. sushi roulette?!? amazing. i would die if i had to eat that wasabi bomb. this might be a game that will need to be exported for house parties.

i love the team with the guy that has aspergers(zev). he’s so snappy and witty. oh yeah and i also love the team with the hot gay brothers.

haha and could you imagine having to eat two of those wasabi bombs because you ate the first one 5 seconds too slowly. i have a bit of my faith restored in her after downing that second one immediately after the first.

the purple team is soooooooo lucky the first pitstop wasn’t an elimination. lucky bastards.

so let’s analyze how canaan says “with mika, i’m sexually pure.” he never says he’s just sexually pure. hmmm poorly worded phrase or is he just trying to be sneaky?

the lance lawyer guy is sort of a d-bag. “i’m not sure how things work here in vietnam …” wtf. i don’t know what the hell he was expecting. he seems to have been expecting some tropical 5-star resort.

maybe i spaced out for a second but i don’t quite get this mud challenge. does the mud protect the tree’s roots from natural elements or something? hmmm weird.

weren’t the evil poker team supposed to have a special roadblock? did i miss it? i don’t even see them trying to finish this challenge. so confuzzled.

i felt bad for garrett & jessica initially but then he threw his temper tantrum and it was sort of over for me. and i like how at the end he says “i don’t know if we’re closer to marriage, you never know.” and then he gives her a goofy look followed be an unsure look. lame.

overall, an excellent episode. i love how they choose the names of each episode based on one obscure, random quote. tonight’s came from one of the globetrotters as they were walking the streets of japan.

it’s always sunny in philadelphia: the gang hits the road [s5e02]

By ryan rutledge, the guy who loves tv on September 27th, 2009

WARNING: By continuing to read the rest of this entry, you waive all rights to be angry that the plot has been spoiled. Additionally, you waive all rights to sue for damages due to having your world rocked because of the awesomeness that you are about to embark upon. If you haven’t already seen this episode (or want to watch it again), check out Hulu for access to full episodes of this show.

THE SUMMARY: the gang decides to take a road trip to the grand canyon yet never manage to make it more than 20 minutes away from the bar.

THE AWESOMENESS VERDICT: 8 out of 10 awesomes. hilarious. awesome. random. makes me want to be part of their gang.

THE COMMENTARY: i think i need to find a group of people who would be willing to do things like they do on this show.

mmmm. pears. pears are one of the best fruits EVER. pears, strawberries, bananas, apples. yum. oddly enough i could see how a dry pear would taste like sand.

they clearly aren’t going to make it very far on this road trip. pretty amusing though.

i feel like dennis’ intelligence is so far above everyone else’s and that he’s just a unfortunate victim of circumstance. much like myself.

i died laughing when dee emptied her jar out the window.

yeah, there’s not much to say about this show other than the fact that it’s just really random, funny, and most importantly, awesome (just like me).

modern family: pilot [s1e01]

By ryan rutledge, the guy who loves tv on September 24th, 2009

WARNING: By continuing to read the rest of this entry, you waive all rights to be angry that the plot has been spoiled. Additionally, you waive all rights to sue for damages due to having your world rocked because of the awesomeness that you are about to embark upon. If you haven’t already seen this episode (or want to watch it again), check out Hulu or ABC for access to full episodes of this show.

THE SUMMARY: this one is all about character development so rather than do a horrible job at writing a summary, i’ll just write the synopsis from tivo, which is sort of a spoiler for the last 10 minutes of show so definitely stop reading now if you haven’t seen it yet … “Jay has grown children, grandchildren and a gorgeous young wife, who has a preteen son of her own; all together they must bridge generational, cultural and social gaps.”

THE AWESOMENESS VERDICT: 9 out of 10 awesomes. i don’t mess around. i saw this pilot at the ABC 09/10 upfront presentation and then got a copy of the pilot afterwards and ended up watching it about 10 more times and still managed to not get tired of this one episode. even tonight, i continued to laugh quite a bit. this show is pretty f-ing awesome, especially considering this was just the pilot.

THE COMMENTARY: the casting on this show is amazing. a cast always makes or breaks a show and you can tell immediately from this one episode they did an awesome job with the casting and making sure they fit the awesome roles that they are playing.

quote worthy part 1 …
“if haley never wakes up on a beach in florida half naked, i’ve done my job.” – claire
“our job …” – phil
“right, i’ve done our job.” – claire

let’s talk about how awesome jesse tyler ferguson is. i fell in love with him in the class. i thought he was just as awesome in do not disturb (which wasn’t even that good of a show, so that’s saying something). and he’s even more amazing on this show.

quote worthy part 2 …
“i’m a cool dad. that’s, that’s my thing. i’m hip. i surf the web. i text. LOL, laugh out loud. OMG, oh my good. WTF, why the face? um, you know, i know all the dances to high school musical” – phil

haley, phil and claire’s daughter, is hilarious. i giggle quite loudly when she’s tattling on her brother and her parents ask her if she’s okay and she says “no, the little bitch shot me.” i’m pretty sure jay and claire’s family is an exactly replica of mine growing up. and oddly enough, the house looks rather similar to my parent’s house.

i can’t rave enough about the casting and the roles they each play. there’s not a character on this show that i don’t like.

quote worthy part 3 …
“red-headed dad is angry daddy.” – cameron

i think my favorite part of this show is that i can relate to every single part of it and especially identify with mitchell. tv shows that you can relate to are hands down the easiest to fall in love with. and yes, you can be in love with a tv show. just like you can have a sordid love affair with your tivo.

shooting your kid with a BB gun as punishment for doing the same to his sister … that is the way i anticipate raising my children. it only makes sense.

my second favorite part of this episode is when the whole family gathers and you have that “aha” moment and realize all of the characters that have been introduced so far are related. when i watched the pilot episode in may, this was the exact moment that i knew that not only did this show have a great cast, but that the writers were just as awesome.

my most favorite part of this epsiode? when cameron comes in with his and mitchell’s adopted baby. circle of life, homo in a kimono, handsome redhead, could you ask for any more?

I. LOVE. THIS. SHOW. if it isn’t wildly successful i will be devastated and horribly appalled at america for not tuning in.

the office: the gossip [s6e01]

By ryan rutledge, the guy who loves tv on September 20th, 2009

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THIS EPISODE OF THE OFFICE YET, TURN AWAY NOW. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND LOAD THIS SITE’S FEED INTO GOOGLE READER (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED FOR AVID INTERNET USERS) AND THEN KEEP THIS POST UNREAD and/or GOLD STAR IT AND COME BACK TO IT LATER. I CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR RUINING THE EXPERIENCE OF GETTING TO WATCH THIS EPISODE AND EXPERIENCING TELEVISION THE WAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE EXPERIENCED. EPISODES FOR THIS SHOW CAN BE FOUND ON HULU.COM AND NBC.COM.

SUMMARY: michael hears gossip and finds out stanley is having an affair and goes around the office creating a rumor about everyone else to throw the suspicion off stanley.

RUNNING COMMENTARY: so nice to have this show back. couldn’t stop laughing when andy fell into the refrigerator boxes. mainly because he did it so smoothly. he sort of just slid into it.

oooo this episode is about gossip. i love office gossip.

“the third wheel is what makes it a tricycle.”

omg i just realized i’m michael scott. “i am very happy right now. thrilled perhaps? to be part of the office. to be part of the conversation. when you have somebody’s attention and their eyes are lighting up because they are very interested in what you have to say, that is a great feeling. and i experienced that first-hand today. it is wonderful to be the center of attention.”

i pretty much think i will be going around and spreading false gossip just like michael does. that just screams fun.

where’s angela?!? just realized we’re halfway into this episode and she hasn’t been in it yet. and there she is. “you know a baby conceived out of wedlock is still a bastard.”

BEST QUOTE OF THE NIGHT: michael holds up pam’s sonogram and says “pam, look at that! that’s the inside of your vagina!”

the pam and jim love story really took a good turn. two seasons ago i would have said it was getting obnoxious but it has developed quite well.

AWESOME METER: 8 out of 10 awesomes. hilarious and entertaining as usual.