TONIGHT’S DESTINATION: Dubai

ha. i can tell from the preview with the woman wearing the floaties and crying that she doesn’t want to go down the slide that this is going to be a great episode.

i am going to just come out and say it … i do not like the team with the two globetrotters. i mean why can’t they use their real names? flight time and big easy. seems silly. and they act like they’ve lived under a rock all their lives. every time something is new and different they go on and on about having never experienced anything like that. we get it, shut up already.

if i’m not mistaken we had convincing evidence that tiffany and maria, the professional poker players, are a lesbian couple. interesting as i hadn’t seen any hints until this last episode. just a random observation. i’m just happy they didn’t turn out to be crazy bitches like they came off in the first episode.

i’m sorry i don’t understand how these people don’t know how to use the paddles on the boat. do they not understand the general concept and that it would be a lot less strain on their arms than trying to paddle with their arms?!?

OMG it blows me away that the globetrotter team can’t tell time! the hands are on the 8 and on the 7 so instead of gathering that the combination is 8:35 he’s trying 8-7-plus all the random digits?!? OMG. STUPID.

watching the first couple assemble the hookahs is amusing only because they seem to think they all came with extra parts that aren’t going to be used as if these hookahs came from ikea.

the slide challenge seems absolutely awesome. to go by the shark tank while on the slide has to be fun. hey, there’s an idea for a waterpark … you have water rides right up against aquariums so that way while you’re swimming, you can be right up against fish and sharks.

OMG I WANT TO BE ON THIS SHOW SO BADLY.

the partnership between the poker players and the gay brothers is exciting because i want to see those two teams in the finale. that would make for a perfect season.

omg the girl with the floaties who won’t go down the damn slide is obnoxious. it’s a million dollars. it’s just a slide. you end up in 4 feet of water. seriously? it will last 5 seconds. just do it! and then the globetrotters being asses like that. yeah, that just made me dislike them even more. it is a race but doesn’t mean you lose all sense of being a decent human. but yeah if i was that chick’s boyfriend, i would break up with her in a second. okay, i probably wouldn’t but that’s because i’m a decent human.